Malls make no excuses for themselves and neither will a Valley Girl who wants to go to dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. Valley Girls are without pretension because they hail from the last concentrated refuge for everything that everyone cool is supposed to hate. Growing up just the right distance from the heart of a major metropolis makes us somewhat worldly, but lacking in neurosis. We do not live under the tyranny of good intentions like our sisters in Santa Monica. We don’t vibrate with the same pathologies that pulsate through Hollywood. What we have in the Valley is what I think most L.A. women want: unrestricted movement, convenience, space, and a parking spot of one’s own.
Why not buy a copy of the new Los Angeles Magazine and read my adorable essay?
Look at Natasha!
AGNELINOS! writing about LA no less.
